First of all, let me wish all of you a very Merry Christmas! I don't do the "Happy Holidays" nonsense, since the message of Christmas is "peace on earth, good will toward men". Therefore, it is a message for everyone, Christian or otherwise. So, again, Merry Christmas, everyone!Thursday, December 24, 2009
Constitution? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Constitution!
First of all, let me wish all of you a very Merry Christmas! I don't do the "Happy Holidays" nonsense, since the message of Christmas is "peace on earth, good will toward men". Therefore, it is a message for everyone, Christian or otherwise. So, again, Merry Christmas, everyone!Monday, March 31, 2008
LIBERAL VERSUS CONSERVATIVE.
Recently, my e-mail address was added on to some sort of mailing list for Liberals. Each day, would bring me the latest Leftist screeds. Occasionally, I'd ask these people, who were they and how did they get my e-mail address? But they'd just ignore my queries.But then, I did something that they could not just let stand. I responded to their harangues and their polemics. None of them actually rebutted my points. No, that would not be playing by the rules of the Angry Left. What I got back were accusations, obscenities, vitriol, invective, and virulent denunciation.
In short, they responded the way a monkey in the zoo would to provocation: they hurled their own feces at me.
One of these Liberals thought to ask me what I thought a Liberal was. I'm sure she was trying to make some point about my ignorance or something, but I took the challenge and made a list of some twenty five points describing a Liberal.
This was promptly followed by a challenge to define a Conservative, with the smug suggestion that I would be unable to do so. Within a few minutes, I fired off twenty five points describing a Conservative.
I now await the monkeys and their hurled feces. Good thing I've got a good rain coat!
At any rate, I'd thought my readers might enjoy a glimpse into the workings of my thoughts. Therefore, listed below, are the twenty-five definitions of a Liberal and of a Conservative, with my thanks to Jeff Foxworthy, since I sort of borrowed his style. Enjoy!
You might be a Liberal if:
You believe that woman's right to choose trumps a baby's right to live.
You believe that the only choice to allow an individual is to kill an unborn child or to choose a sexually deviant lifestyle.
You do not believe in the right to choose to keep and bear arms.
You do not believe in the right for an individual to keep the money he earns without it being confiscated through the tax system and redistributed through the welfare system.
You believe that government is the answer to all mankind's problems, not the source of most of them.
You believe that Marxism has gotten a bad rap.
You believe that the only reason Islamo-fascists hate us is because we support Israel.
You believe that Islam is a "religion of peace" but Christians are murderous cretins.
You believe that Democrats never lose elections, they have them stolen from them.
You believe that the only rational response to someone who disagrees with you is to curse him out, question his motives, or call him a fascist.
You think that limited government equals fascism.
You believe that government should stay out of the bedroom, except to mandate what light bulbs and what toilets we can use.
You believe that there is no difference between an animal and a human being.
You believe that your ideology automatically makes you a better person.
You believe that guns and poverty cause crime, rather than immorality, criminal coddling courts and unarmed citizens.
You believe it is charitable to confiscate property and wealth from those who've earned it and who own it in order to give it to those who have done neither.
You believe that it is morally superior to clone aborted babies for their stem cells rather than to use adult stem cells, even though the only cures discovered thus far came from adult stem cells with no dead babies.
You believe it is more proper to send our troops into places that have no national interests at stake than to actually defend American interests. Oil, by the way is the engine of our prosperity and, therefore, a national interest.
You think that the ideal population of the world should be about 1/5th what it is, and that the rest should die, leaving enlightened Liberals to live as they think they should.
You think that the Pope and Evangelical Christians are more of a threat than the Islamo-fascists who want to bring us back to the 6th or 7th Century through rape murder and intimidation, all with the approval of the Qu'ran.- .
You think that Muslim terrorists are freedom fighters on a par with George Washington, even though they reject every aspect of freedom.
You actually believe that John Kerry was a war hero, and that Ted Kennedy has the moral authority to condemn waterboarding. Here's a little joke for you: What's the difference between John Kerry and Ted Kennedy? Ted Kennedy has a confirmed kill!
You think that No Child Left Behind was a Conservative scam, even though it was largely written by Ted Kennedy.
You think that Bill Clinton was railroaded, but Larry Craig should be hung.
You think that the Constitution really doesn't mean what it says, that we can make it say whatever we (by "we" I mean Liberals) want it to say. This is otherwise known as "The Living Constitution". Try playing a game of Monopoly, for instance, if the rule book is suddenly "living". You won't get very far, would you?
Now then, what does it mean to be a Conservative?
You might be a Conservative if:
You read the Constitution in the plain English it was written in, rather than the legalese preferred by folks like Souter, Breyer, Kennedy, and Ginsberg.
You think that government is far too big and intrusive, and mostly in violation of the Tenth Amendment.
You believe charity is only virtuous when it is with your own money and voluntary, rather than someone else's confiscated through the tax code.
You look at America, recognize its faults and the errors of its ways, and still believe that America is the best damn country to have ever appeared on this good Earth.
You believe that the only proper gun control law is the one that repeals all gun control laws.
You believe that keeping the government out of the bedroom doesn't mean we have to give equal time to deviant sexual behavior.
You believe that health care is a product, not a right, and that the free market is the only way to bring down health care costs.
You look to real scientists (Robert Felix, Roy Spencer and Tim Ball come to mind) for information about climate change, rather than the bitter loser of a very close election who tried to use the courts to steal the White House.
You understand exactly why the Constitution provides for the Electoral College, and you approve.
You know the difference between amending the Constitution and violating it through creative readings by the Supreme Court.
You look at a tax rate (anyone's, at any income level) and think it's just too high.
You understand that bureaucrats serve the same role in society that parasites do in Nature. The suck of the life essence of the host and return nothing -- NOTHING -- of value.
You hear Chuck Schumer talk about his "passion to legislate" and all you hear are your Liberties going down the tubes.
You know that the things Liberals think are torture are only things that many people derive deviant sexual pleasure from, and you don't understand why one is torture and the other is merely a "lifestyle choice".
You believe that an unborn child has more claim to the right to life than a condemned murderer.
You recognize that there is, indeed, a difference between "killing" and "murdering", and that one is immoral and the other is sometimes necessary.
You look at America's meat industry, and marvel that it is able to feed so many millions of people for so little expense.
You know that mankind is just not big enough to impact the Earth in any serious fashion, and, even if we can, we're not doing anything different than any other species that evolved on Earth: change the environment, wipe out some species, make new homes for other newer species.
You know that, if you want to save an endangered species, advertise that it tastes good. (See "America's meat industry")
You truly believe in choice: choice of what light bulb to use, choice of what to eat, where to live, what to drive, how much energy you use, what to own and use to defend yourself, what to do with your own property, where to send your kids to school, what your schools teach your kids, what charities you want to give to, what to listen to on the radio, what to read, etc.
You believe that Freedom also means you have to put up with things you don't like -- Liberals, for instance. Liberals, on the other hand, think that disagreeing with them is hate speech and should be made illegal.
You know that racism is both wrong and stupid, and that's why you oppose affirmative action.
You know that "separation of church and state" really isn't in the Constitution and that the Establishment Clause was meant to protect religion from government, rather than to protect government from religion.
You don't confuse the Boy Scouts with a right wing paramilitary group with tendencies toward fascism.
You can actually have a debate with a Liberal without once cursing him out, questioning his motives, or calling him a fascist.
Copyright March 31st, 2008
Sunday, March 9, 2008
PC THOUGHT CONTROL
Many of our friends on the Left decry the alleged Conservative takeover of the United States. These are the same folks who claim that every Democratic electoral loss was actually stolen by the GOP, that President Bush actually blew up the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, that our efforts to fight the War on Terror are rounding up Liberals wholesale and having them waterboarded. To listen to these delusional folks, you'd think it was Adolph Hitler himself who is running this country.The decision from the 2nd Appellate Court in Los Angeles granted a special
petition brought by lawyers appointed to represent the two youngest children
after the family's homeschooling was brought to the attention of child
advocates. The lawyers appointed by the state were unhappy with a lower court's
ruling that allowed the family to continue homeschooling and challenged it on
appeal.
Justice H. Walt Croskey, whose opinion was joined by two other judges, then
ordered: "Parents who fail to [comply with school enrollment laws] may be
subject to a criminal complaint against them, found guilty of an infraction and
subject to imposition of fines or an order to complete a parent education and
counseling program."
- In Surah 2:282 we find this lovely bit of misogyny: And let two men from among you bear witness to all such documents [contracts of loans without interest]. But if two men be not available, there should be one man and two women to bear witness so that if one of the women forgets (anything), the other may remind her. (Maududi, vol. 1, p. 205). The Hadiths clarify the Surah with this observation from the Prophet himself: The Prophet said, "Isn’t the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?" The women said, "Yes." He said, "This is because of the deficiency of a woman’s mind."
Therefore, according the Quran, we shouldn't believe either of the two women and the case is moot. - Abdullah al Araby, writing for the Islam Review, notes that, while the Quran in general forbids deceit and dishonesty, it is perfectly hunky dory to lie to infidels and other non-believers. Therefore, why should we believe this young Muslim woman?
Look, I don't want to take sides in the this particular issue, but don't you think it's a bit overboard to side with the Muslim woman over the Christian? In America? After all, most observers would agree that the case is much ado about nothing.
However, Political Correctness mandates that the majority, simply by being the majority, is automatically suspect. Therefore, in the PC worldview, the Christian woman must have been in the wrong.
So what happened to the Christian woman's right to preach? In PC, she has no right to preach!
THE PREACHER AND THE POLICE:
In Salem, Mass, a Christian preacher was arrested for preaching the Gospels on Halloween Night in 2007. Salem, you might recall, has made witchcraft something of a cottage industry, thanks to its infamy in the Salem Witch Trials. To be sure, the police didn't actually put "preaching the Gospels" on the paperwork, but that was all Michael Marcavage was doing, as shown by this video. Apparently, preaching to would-be witches and other non-Christians has now become "disorderly conduct".
But, in this brave new PC world, that is only right. Christianity is intolerant, not witchcraft. And besides, the witches were persecuted, so it's only that preacher's just desserts.
More PC thought control? You betcha'!
PICTURES OF GUN CONTROL:
This last case really takes the cake! Young Donald Miller III, 14, wore a T-shirt last December emblazoned with a picture of a gun, with the words "Volunteer Homeland Security" on the front and the legend "Special issue — Resident — Lifetime License — United States Terrorist Hunting Permit — Permit No. 91101 Gun Owner — No Bag Limit." on the back. He said he wore this shirt in support of his uncle, who is fighting for our freedoms in Iraq.
Well, his school, Penn Manor in Lancaster, Pa, took the view that the shirt was a threat. Said Kevin French, the school district's attorney, the policy of the schools is to foster a safe environment, where no one would feel threatened. Even a picture of a gun violates that policy.
So, this poor kid gets detention for a patriotic shirt in a time of war. He expresses his support of the Second Amendment and the defense of America, and he is threatening? Precisely whom is he threatening? An Islamo-fascist terrorist? Are there any in Penn Manor? Why aren't they in violation of school policy?
Ray Bradbury wrote the cautionary tale, Fahrenheit 451. Presciently, he predicted just the sort of dystopian thought control we are witnessing in America today. How long before our firemen start pumping kerosene?
Copyright March 9th, 2008
